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I think I’ve been infected with Y2K. Does anyone know the symptoms?

Question by Steve R: I think I’ve been infected with Y2K. Does anyone know the symptoms?
Or maybe it’s swine flu, avian flu, west nile virus, lime tick disease, flesh eating virus or killer bees. How do I know which media frenzy has gotten the best of me? Oh wait, it’s a pedophile online trying to get into my pants.

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Answer by vanay
You, definitely, exhibit all the symptoms of either Y2K or possibly you’re experiencing a “MAC ATTACK”…Take two Tylenol (caps) try and get some rest, and if in the morning it’s 1982, give my office a call. That’s 867-5309…ask for Tommy.

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3 Responses to “I think I’ve been infected with Y2K. Does anyone know the symptoms?”

  1. kenny_the_bomb Says:
    January 22nd, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    You must have just gotten out of your underground bunker. Were you out of food? I knew those Campbells cans went bad eventually despite their claims. So it was probably chicken noodle food poisoning!

  2. Bryan D Says:
    January 22nd, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    The only known symptoms of Y2K are:

    1. Fixation on past non-events
    2. Susceptibility to mob panic

  3. Clari Says:
    January 22nd, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    Sure. Yours are the symptoms.

    When a mature gentleman abandon serious questions,
    and become funnier…
    when life begins to be brighter… and he see people running busy without sense, while he’s laughing at them..
    the virus is there.
    IsY2K (bye to automatizing.. unplugged…)

    Congratulations!